Communiqués de Presse: I.1 (Royaume-Uni)

Leicester have been scrounging for savings recently after vandals trashed the second largest arena in the league.
They have decided to part ways with superstar defensive back Nick Kay for as little as £6,000,000.
His season statistics after injuries so far are as follows:

MP G A G+A S S%
18 13 8 21 15 86.7

With lots of steals and blocked shots too, this player is destined for success at his new club. Leicester thank his hugely for his contributions to the club and wish him well for his future after his 3 remaining league games. Manager Oliver George added "He will definitely be featured in Friday's game against rivals Cannon Fodder and Sunday too will be a great send off for our ['veteran'] player"
The manager urges interested clubs to do Nick Kay justice for pricing him as high as possible.

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